DVD Review: The Five (Adam & Eve)
The Five – Adam & Eve Productions
Title: The Five
Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Sasha Grey, Shyla Stylez, Johnny Sins, Danny Mountain, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Scott Nails
Description:
The girls of “The Five” each bring illustrious resumes to the table, along with a ton of star wattage. While the movie is a showcase for all featured performers, it’s Bree Olson who stands front-and-center – literally. Pulling double-duty, Bree headlines a cast that offers something for all tastes. Director Andre Madness is skillful at sleight-of-hand, hinting at a high-class affair but delivering something fantastically nasty instead.
Don’t be fooled by the glossy solos, black-and-white vignettes, or the canned soundtrack – it’s not as buttoned-up as it appears at first glance. Too much glam can turn porn into Skinemax, but “The Five” recognizes that line and walks it deftly. The sex is totally hardcore, beginning with Johnny Sins receiving a furious blowjob from Bree. Cute as ever and chirping “Oh my goodness” during a rugged pounding, Bree shows that dirty and adorable are not mutually exclusive.
I may have arrived late to the Sasha Grey party, but it’s been performances like this that have won me over. It’s not just surface with Sasha, whose undeniable attitude and presence command the spotlight. She has Mr. Pete’s undivided attention, for sure. Pairing up for an intense kiss, Pete and Sasha follow with the kind of rough oral I haven’t witnessed since running out of ice cream sandwiches last week. Making a mess of their lavish kitchen, the ensuing action is similarly filthy.
Jenna Haze enters as a tasty centerpiece, traipsing down a smokey, back-lit staircase as if arriving twenty years late for a Whitesnake video. Dressed appropriately like a pair of red devils, Jenna and her partner James Deen share some palpable chemistry. Madness harnesses the action nicely too, lighting the fuse with a sexy lapdance and letting it sizzle to a generous cumshot.
Bree returns in scene four to lend a hand to Scott Nails and Shyla Stylez. And speaking of style, the luxurious backdrops have plenty to spare. You don’t see the typical, shopworn, Porn Valley mansion-for-hire that screams “you too can jizz on my couch for a nominal fee.” Rather, it has something of a cooler, European vibe. Immaculate and palatial, it’s the type of place where you might expect to be greeted by an Orangutan in a tuxedo. Shyla and Bree do their best to share Scott, but the pair are so insatiable, it’s more than a little sad to see one of them lay unattended.
“The Five” concludes with some impressive cinematic flare, as Alexis Texas slithers across a floor of marble tile. Down on all fours, Alexis offers her famous ass just as Danny Mountain exits the elevator behind her. It’s another up-close and intimate session, further upholding the balance of gorgeous and gritty. From start to finish, “The Five” does an outstanding job of looking elegant while being obscene – a bit like the time I puked in the lagoon at Treasure Island while wearing a three-piece suit. Delivering a standout feature for 2009, Adam & Eve has a fool-proof blueprint in place. With a red-hot cast and a director with the talent to capture them, “The Five” succeeds in earning its title.
| Content: | ★★★★★ |
| Video Quality: | ★★★★★ |
| Audio Quality: | ★★★★★ |
| Extras: | ★★★★☆ |
| Overall: | ★★★★★ |
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