DVD Review: Official Friday The 13th Parody
Zero Tolerance Presents: Official Friday the 13th Parody
Directed By: Gary Orona
Starring: Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Courtney Cummz, Brooke Lee Adams, Asa Akira, Brooklyn Lee, Mark Wood, Kris Slater, Carlo Carrera, Rocco Reed & Mr. Pete
Special Features: BTS, Gallery, PopShots
When Susie arrives at Crystal Lake Nudist Camp to be the resident masseuse, she meets the randy young camp owner Kyle who can’t wait to get an orgy going with his nymphomaniac staff and guests. But when people start inexplicably disappearing, Susie and Kyle are forced to fight for survival, coming face to face with the flesh eating semen of the legendary Jason himself!
Scene 1: Courtney Cummz & Mr. Pete
Ready for some smacking, some spitting, some crazy hot dirty talk? And some anal loving? If the rest of the sex scenes in this film are like this then it’s gonna take me a while to review it. Courtney does everything right. From the outfit, to the kinky sloppy blow job to the fucking. Her talent is fucking and she displays it just right and if you’re like me, you will not make it past this scene in one shot. When Mr. Pete takes her anal style Courtney takes his cock in full and cums for the second time. She then takes his creamy load on her face, swallowing whatever goes in her mouth. Perfect start to this film!
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Scene 2: Asa Akira & Rocco Reed
Much quieter in the dirty talk department than the last scene but thats totally OK. I mean Asa is a goddess who knows how to take care of a cock. She too does everything right; from the breathtaking blowjob to that out of this world cowgirl, Asa is out of this world. Her beauty is enough to make a man, (or woman) just loose control of themselves. As Rocco does in this scene when he goes off on her in missionary and blows his load all over her chest.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Scene 3: Kagney Linn Karter & Carlo Carrera
Kagney also does it right…and with a crooked dick too. Yeap, Carlo “Crooked Dick” Carrera gor for the task of giving Kagney a treat of his crooked dick. I’m sorry, I said that like three times already. I justwonder, How does ones dick get crooked? And to the side crooked? Did it break at one point? OK, I just threw up. Back to the fucking and we get some awesome fucking. Kagney just takes total control. When she jumps on crooked dick, she goes for a ride like no other. Her curvy body bounces up and down and if you haven’t fallen in love with them tits yet then get there already cause they’re the bomb yo! She ends this scene with an awesome whack job, allowing the cum to shoot directly in her mouth.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Scene 4: Brooklyn Lee, Brooke Lee Adams & Mark Wood
Oh how one could be so lucky to have two beautiful woman loving your cock with their mouths and then the pussy! Let me reword that to “pussies!” Threesomes ROCK! It’s every man’s fantasy. I liked this scene. It was pretty basic stuff. BJ into reverse cowgirl, switch to cowgirl then to doggie…plow cum shot, on both girls faces. This was my press pause and go to the bathroom” moment. Now,don’t get me, it was a good scene. I just expected more from this scene. Especially from Brooklyn Lee. She is smokin! Maybe she’ll do better in a scene by herself.
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Scene 5: Sara Sloane & Kris Slater
She has changed her name a couple times but with a body like that and a face so stunning, Sara can do whatever the fuck she wants! Especially when watching her go at it cowgirl style. Her bounce just makes you want to jump into the TV and lick every inch of her body. It’s just so smooth and of course her abilities to fuck are amazing. Her moaning is musical and she shows that she is totally into Kris. I didn’t want this scene to end but I guess we have to. BOOOO!
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Final Thoughts
At first, I was wondering, “How the hell are they gonna pull off a parody on Friday the 13th?” I mean I figured camp counselors are just gonna fuck and all but here we have a better story. Crazy killer terrorizes a Nudist Camp with his gigantic dick that shoots sperm filled with acid! CLASSIC! The setting is perfect, wonderful scenery and the music is dead on. I dug this film. The sex was dope and the dialogue was actually pretty good. The only thing I didn’t get; nobody fucked Jason! Whats up with that! I thought we were gonna get some killer sex with the hockey wearing Jason. Well, they did leave the film open so here’s to hoping there’s a sequel!!!
Overall Rating: 4.2 out of 5 stars
Review By: Toney T.
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