“Stacked & Suckin’” Causes World’s 1st Case of A-DD-HD
The world’s first case of A-DD-HD was revealed this week, as a 27 year old California man has gone public with his strange diagnosis.
Andy – now known as A-DD-Andy, claims to have developed the condition after watching Score’s newest “Stacked & Suckin’” release. Daphne Rosen’s natural DD breasts had him so fixated that he fell into a deep, delirious state before blacking out. When he came to, he found that he couldn’t focus on anything else but DD sized breasts.
“When I woke up, there was a female paramedic standing over me, asking if I was ok,” recalls Andy. “Everything was hazy, but when I looked at her my mind sharpened. I immediately had to ask her if she was a 34 DD. She was amazed that I could peg her cup size in my state, especially underneath her modest uniform.”
After undergoing an extensive physical and mental evaluation following the incident, analysts agreed that the condition was a direct result of Daphne Rosen’s DD breasts. While bewildered, doctors were certain as they diagnosed the first case of A-DD-HD known to man.
The victim isn’t the least bit upset with his newfound condition, however. Andy says that while mental disorders like ADD and ADHD tend to be looked at negatively, A-DD-HD feels more like a superpower.
“People recognize me now, and even come up to me on the streets,” Andy laughed. “Girls beg me to guess their cup size, and I have a 99.9% accuracy rate.”
And as for his future plans?
“Oh, I’m going back to finish ‘Stacked & Suckin’,’ he declared. “I’m dying to see what happens when I watch Puma Swede’s scene – I know she’s at least a DD!”
The Score Group’s “Stacked & Suckin’” is available direct to retail from Pure Play Media. In addition to Daphne Rosen and Puma Swede, the DVD also stars Sara Jay, Summer Sinn, Candy Manson and Kianna Dior. Contact sales@pureplaymedia.com for details and ordering information.
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